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2016-09-30 (9 comments)
the great
Luke Ski
I'm Vambre Warrior
featuring Carrie Dahlby
Short version: Luke Ski and Carrie Dahlby return to the FuMP with a song parody tribute to Cartoon Network's “Mighty MagiSwords”, created by TV's Kyle Carrozza! 'Tis a triumph! Watch the show now on Cartoon Network, their website & App, or on iTunes & Amazon!

Long version for the uninitiated: Kyle A. Carrozza, known here at The Funny Music Project (the FuMP .com) and on “The Dr. Demento Show” as TV's Kyle, prolific purveyor of silly songs, created an excellent animated series for Cartoon Network, “Mighty MagiSwords”. The show takes place in a medieval-ish fantasy world centering around a pair of siblings, Vambre and Prohyas, the “Warriors For Hire” who make a living as mission-minded mercenaries. Aiding them in their many quests are their favorite things to collect, their MagiSwords, which are dozens of swords imbued with magical powers and can do anything from summoning deluges of water, shooting gigantic tomatoes, or clipping your fingernails.

Their adventures began in May of 2015 in micro-cartoons on the Cartoon Network Anything App, as well as ten 3-minute-long shorts posted at the Cartoon Network website and on their YouTube page. From the moment I saw them, I instantly became a huge fan of the show. To make a very long story short, in the following 6 months Kyle got my foot in the door at Cartoon Network, eventually leading to me becoming a storyboarder, writer, and voice-over actor on the next orders of “Mighty MagiSwords” content. It was (and is) my life-long-dream job on my new favorite animated show.

As MarsCon 2016 approached, Carrie Dahlby and I conspired to surprise Kyle and his wife Lindsay (who also works on MagiSwords) by not only showing up in costume as Vambre and Prohyas, but by also performing a new song parody in tribute to “Mighty MagiSwords” in character to kick off my Music Guest Of Honor concert. You can see the video of this live surprise performance, complete with Kyle & Lindsay's reactions, on my YouTube page. The song, done to the tune of “The Warrior” by Patty Smyth of Scandal, is based on the first ten 3-minute long “Mighty MagiSwords” shorts released in 2015.

Yesterday, the full TV Series of “Mighty MagiSwords” premiered on Cartoon Network with an episode storyboarded by myself and Zoe Moss. To celebrate the occasion, and to help promote the show to the full extent that I can to my fanbase ranging in the hundreds, Carrie and I recorded the studio version of the song to post here for you all to share and enjoy. The backing track music and final mix were done by MagiMaestro, Jeff Dutton aka Bonecage.

Thanks so much to Kyle, Lindsay, the powers that be at CN for giving me a chance on the show, to Bonecage, and of course my partner in clandestine spoofery, Carrie Dahlby. I hope you all will check out “Mighty MagiSwords” and that you'll tell all your loves ones about it.

Short short version: This is best song.

2016-09-27 (3 comments)
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Steve Goodie I Wanna Eat A Big Piece Of Cheese
2016-09-20 (4 comments)
Insane Ian Doctor Who
2016-09-16 (1 comment)
Smashy Claw Pirate
featuring Dictionary Attack
2016-09-13 (11 comments)
Boy Meets Robot The Robots Will Kill Us All
2016-09-09 (5 comments)
Bonecage Everyone is a Critic (A.I.T.) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2016-09-06 (3 comments)
STICKY BISCUITS FUCK FIRST This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
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2016-10-01 (0 comments)
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2016-09-19 Devo Spice
Official Video: The Donald Trump Club March
Adele, Aerosmith, REM, the Rolling Stones, and Neil Young have all asked Donald Trump to stop using their songs in his campaign. Outrageous, right?! Makes you want to recruit an old redneck to sucker-punch them all!

So here, Trumpophiles. We offer you this. Our hope is that it provides the Trump 2016 campaign a theme song befitting its maturity level.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Mikey Tagliaferri: Duck vocals
Robert Lund: All other vocals, instruments, and production
Devo Spice: Animatic and Storyboards, Video direction
Antonio "Mabs": Animator
Available on The FuMP Vol. 56, available at iTunes, Amazon, and TheFuMP.com

2016-09-16 Steve Goodie
Video for "The Year The Big-Mouth A$$hole Almost Won" is here!
Wow! Another zero-budget video from Steve!
2016-09-15 Devo Spice
Email difficulties!
We are currently experiencing two different email problems with the site. 1. No email to any @thefump.com or @fidim.com domain are getting through. And 2, no site-generated emails are being sent. Those are being bounced back to me and marked as spam. We are working with our host to resolve these issues and hopefully will have it done shortly.

In the mean time if you need any technical support or have any questions please email Devo Spice directly at [email protected]
2016-09-11 Devo Spice
New in the FuMP Store
The FuMP Volume 58 which features all of our songs from July and August is now available as a digital download. CDs will begin shipping shortly. Click here to order your copy.
Nuclear Bubble Wrap's latest release Multiverses is now available from our Store. Click here to order your copy.
2016-09-11 Devo Spice
Updated Shipping Policy
Last June we implemented free domestic shipping on all purchases from our store as an experiment. We have since analyzed the results of that experiment, drawn our conclusions, and have now implemented the next phase of our evil scheme to rid Devo's basement of all this merchandise.

We are now offering free domestic shipping if you order five or more items from the store. Any physical item qualifies: CDs, t-shirts, books, etc. Digital goods do not count toward the five items as they do not contain mass. And sadly, due to the ridiculously high price of international shipping, we can't extend this evil scheme to customers outside of the US.

Thank you for your continued support, and we look forward to shipping you huge boxes of CDs for free!
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