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2017-03-24 (0 comments)
Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction I Wanna Rock (Socially Responsibly)
A lot of the old rock and metal songs I listened to as a teenager just don't hold up in our more politically correct times. They're violent, sexist, homophobic... Oof. Being a responsible modern adult white male ('woke' as the kids say...) I thought I should write a song in the style of that stuff I loved as a teenager, but with a more modern mindset about it. So put on your faux leather pants, tease your hair up and spray it with non-aerosol hairspray, turn up your solar powered speakers, and snort some protein powder off a feminist stripper's ass (she's already graduated college and is just doing it to express her power over men)...

2017-03-21 (1 comment)
Smashy Claw USF'nA This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2017-03-19 (3 comments)
Bonecage Toaster Penis (Andromeda) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2017-03-17 (2 comments)
Power Salad The Perfect Parodist
featuring TV's Kyle and the great Luke Ski
2017-03-14 (4 comments)
Steve Goodie It's Daylight Savings Time!
2017-03-10 (1 comment)
Mikey Mason The Sunday After The Saturday Immediately Following The Actual Calendar Date of Saint Patrick's Day (Drunken Singalong Version) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2017-03-07 (3 comments)
the great
Luke Ski
Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork) (live at FuMPFeST 2016)
featuring Devo Spice and Insane Ian
2017-03-03 (3 comments)
Insane Ian Iron Man
More FuMP songs in the archives!
2017-03-20 (0 comments)
Mini Nifty What Shall We Play?
More songs in the Sideshow!
2017-03-21 Devo Spice
The FuMP Volume 61 Now Shipping

The FuMP Volume 61 is now shipping and available from our store.

This compilation celebrates the 10th year of The FuMP and begins with our celebratory song "We Want The FuMP." The album features live recordings from MarsCon and new songs by Bonecage, Steve Goodie, Lauren Mayer, Devo Spice, Insane Ian, and many more.

The album also features a video of the live performance of "We Want The FuMP" that opened FuMPFest 2016.

The CD and digital download are now available in our store.

2017-02-28 Devo Spice
FuMPFest 2016 2-CD Set Now Available

FuMPFest 2016 was an amazing time with some fantastic artists and we recorded the whole thing! Now, we have taken some of the best parts of the event and compiled it into a 2-CD set to help us raise money for this year's event.

This compilation, available as a 2-CD set or a digital download, contains 60 tracks and roughly 2.5 hours of music and comedy. And when you purchase the CDs you get the digital download immediately as well.

Hear live performances by Paul and Storm, Worm Quartet, 2D6, Megathruster, The Library Bards, Seamonkey, Carrie Dahlby, and many more. All proceeds from the sale of this album go directly to help us fund FuMPFest 2017, so please pick up a copy and help us spread the word so we can continue to produce this amazing event for you!

Click here for more info

2017-02-17 the great Luke Ski
MarsCon 2017 is almost here! Buy this year's Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album!

marscon-2017-ad-1-600 MARSCON 2017 March 3rd thru 5th, 2017
Hilton Minneapolis/St Paul Mall of America – Bloomington, MN
Dementia Track website: http://marscondementia.com
Main Convention website: https://marscon.org/2017/index.php

COMEDY & MUSIC GUEST OF HONOR: JUDY TENUTA!


AND MARSCON NEWCOMERS: THE LIBRARY BARDS!


AS WELL AS: MARC WITH A C!
 

ALSO PERFORMING:
CARRIE DAHLBY,
DEVO SPICE,
THE GREAT LUKE SKI,
INSANE IAN,
MIKEY MASON,
POWER SALAD,
TV'S KYLE with LINDZILLA!

Registration is $65 at the door.
Single day adult badge prices are Friday $25, Saturday $40, & Sunday $25.
Single day child (6-12) badge prices are Friday $10, Saturday $20, & Sunday $10.

Please head over to the Shop page and pick up the MarsCon 2017 Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album! It's nearly 4 hours of live concert recordings from MarsCon 2016, for only $20.00! All proceeds cover the hotel costs of the track performers!

2017-01-30 Devo Spice
And We're Back!
Sorry for the downtime folks. Last Thursday our server stopped responding. I got on a support chat with our host who told us our VPS (virtual private server) needed to be rebooted and things would be back up in about 15 minutes. 15 minutes later the server was responding again, but my more complicated sites—including this one—were now reporting a 500 error, meaning something was configured wrong on the server. I immediately opened a support ticket for my host to look into this. The last time this happened it was because my host upgraded something on the backend that was incompatible with something else I was running and they didn't bother to check their work. I'm guessing they did that again, but I don't know for sure because I have yet to hear back about this still-open ticket.

This was the final straw for this host. They were one of the best in the industry a decade ago when we launched. At some point they were sold to another company and their service has been slowly degrading ever since. My sites have been repeatedly hacked and the host just tells me to change my password, rather than look into how the hackers are getting in and taking steps to prevent it from happening in the future. There has been an increasing amount of downtime, and if I had kept accurate records I'm sure I could call them on their 99.9% uptime guarantee. And when things do go wrong their support, which used to be top-notch, is now barely passable. If I have anything other than the simplest issue for them to handle it often takes days to resolve. So I'm done. I have found a new host and spent the weekend migrating this web site to it.

Everything appears to be up and running again. However, this is a big, complicated web site and I'm sure I missed something, so if you come across something that isn't working properly please send an email to support@fidim.com and I'll take care of it.

Thank you for your patience, everyone. And I apologize to Nuclear Bubble Wrap who had a very cool song go live while we were down. Do check it out if you haven't heard it yet. Also, be sure to check out last week's episode of The Funny Music Podcast with special guest TV's Kyle. It was a great show and wasn't able to be posted due to the outage.

Now I need to go migrate the rest of my sites... *grumble grumble*
2016-12-16 MEGATHRUSTER
New Megathruster Christmas Song!
Enjoy this new holiday tune about the book that taught Megathruster the true meaning of Christmas!

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