About Seamonkey

The Seamonkey is a guy... a guy driven by a dream... a dream to one day actually be responsible for a hit comedy recording. I mean ANYTHING in ANY capacity! Well fans and casual onlookers, I hate to say it but that dream may be harder to acheive than learning inward farting! The Seamonkey's predominately crass and often downright WRONG renderings of popular tunes may just keep him from any kind of positive recognition ever, save from amatuer pornographers and layman Satan worshippers.
Split from his normal everyday personality of a mild-mannered, unsuccessful yet extremely sexy everyman, the Seamonkey began ruining people's favourite songs ca. 1995 just to be a spoilsport. Now, a local legend*, the Seamonkey can be found unleashing his "musical taboo" in extremely small local venues in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area (that is, unless someone wants to fly him to their town's favourite venue on a luxury jet with full service bar... ok, a bus ticket and some reefer?). If you like your parody music disturbing or just like to punish your neighbor with mediocre singing, Seamonkey Music is not just a thrill, it's a necessity!

*Please Jesus, don't punish me too harshly for this white lie.

For more information on Seamonkey please visit the artist's web site at: http://www.seamonkeymusic.com