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Kobi LaCroix

About Kobi LaCroix

Kobi LaCroix is a trickster by trade (if only it paid). He's also a graphic artist, sandwich maker, mustache farmer, amateur Christmas tree impersonator, and interim sheriff of Saturn... and he writes funny music occasionally. He may also be a two-headed fox-shaped lava monster, depending on which dimension of time and space you meet him in.

When he's not snowboarding in his crystal palace on the moon or making love to three hundred women and a Kenmore dishwasher simultaneously, he can be found in his studio, belching out random words and noises, some of which may get recorded accidentally. These accidents are then accidentally encoded to MP3 and accidentally uploaded to the internet, where they accidentally make him buttloads of money.

For more information on Kobi LaCroix please visit the artist's web site at: http://www.zencavern.com

2012-07-10 (11 comments)
Kobi LaCroix The Peddler: A Half-Assed Translation This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2012-01-24 (10 comments)
Kobi LaCroix Look Directly at the Floating Polystyrene Head
2011-11-22 (8 comments)
Kobi LaCroix Orange Glo
2011-09-13 (20 comments)
Kobi LaCroix I Have a Tuba This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
2010-11-02 (26 comments)
Kobi LaCroix We Are the Vikings
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