Hi-Yoooooooooooo

Sadness. No details yet, but entertainer Ed McMahon has passed away at the age of 86. He's most famous for being Johnny Carson's sidekick on The Tonight Show, Jerry Lewis's co-host on the Muscular Dystrophy Labor Day Telethon, hosting Star Search, and for being a TV pitchman (beer, dog food, Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes, that sort of thing). But he was also an incredibly nice guy, and he could do a great W. C. Fields.

New FuMP Song

Anyone else having trouble loading TheFuMP.com today? I get the page, but not the graphics. I presume the CSS file is missing or somethin'. Shame, really, because there's a new studio version of me and lukeski doing "Cthulhu Fthagn". If nothing else, you can download it here.

Nasty Rail Collision in DC

At least two dead. Everybody in the DC area, PLEASE give us a heads-up here, mmkay?

EXTREEEEEEEEEME

Here are a couple of tricks for you to try when you're bored: the baseball bat ninja move, and the rodeo flip.

My athletic days are, mostly, behind me. I say this because when I was in high school I used to go for the trampolines, both the mini (running launch into a full flip) and the larger one (all kindsa stuff). It'd be nice, but I'd have to lose a lot of weight. Used to be a pretty good hand with a baseball, to. Not batting, though -- one of my first Barney McCloskey League at-bats, I got hit a pitch, and that spooked me for the rest of my lone season. Give me softball, please.

What are your favorite athletic achievements? Recent or dim past.

A Video From DucKon

Really, it's just a big fat guy sitting in the middle of the screen.

Singing "Storm Dancing".

Thanks to blackpaladin.