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Hot Waffles Makin' Love Like A Geek 
If there is one thing Hot Waffles is known for, it's the sheer magnetism they have with those of the opposite sex. But we want the fellas out there to know that just because you're not in Hot Waffles doesn't mean you can't get laid. Take it from us, the ladies love it Geek-Style! We hope you all enjoy this song as you will never look at your toy lightsaber the same way again.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-01-22 Voice of Kiki
Brilliant! Just freakin' brilliant!
2008-01-22 douglas.hanna
That's great! Although it never worked for me...
2008-01-22 lukeski
Good one! I like the change in style for this track, and you're singing it in a different voice than you usually do. It all works great. I look forward to the hard rockin' on "Livin' On A Roll And A Prayer!" :D
2008-01-22 wildcard9
This is the perfect song to hear after going to a "Love Life Of Sci-Fi Fans" panel at a con yesterday :-)
2008-01-22 Waffleking
Thanks guys, I appreciate the comments.
2008-01-22 ProjectSisyphus
WOW! Hilarious, great catchy melody and funny lyrics, promises to be a rousing sing-along at every sci-fi/filk convention. Definitely a hit here...
2008-01-24 chewy's brother
I was rocking out to the references. Yes, yes! Kneel before Zod!
2008-01-27 Carrie Dahlby
SWEET!!! Love it! Where do I sign up? ;P
2008-01-29 Spaff.com
Sci-fi, banjos, and sex. What more could anyone want?
2008-02-05 seamonkey
This is a great song. I love all the in yer window, eh? EH?!?
I'm with Bro of Chewy... KNEEL BEFORE ZOD BABY!!!
PS: Doesn't really work at my house, I just get the WTF look....
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