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2008-02-13
Carl Hatmaker Britney's Bald As A Cue Ball But I'd Still Do Her This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
With all that is going on with this poor girl, I figured I would try to give her something positive to think about.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2008-02-13 saganth
Oh dear God.... This song.. is just plain wrong.... Funny, but wrong! *facepalms and laughs*
2008-02-13 devospice
This is awesome!
2008-02-13 Spaff.com
Ah, yes. This is one of the songs that made me a Carl Hatmaker fan - and made me beg him to collaborate. (If you can't beat 'em...) By the way, this song has now stayed on the Garageband.com comedy chart for over 11 MONTHS and recently hit #1. Nice job, man.
2008-02-14 wildcard9
Just so wrong....
2008-02-14 ProjectSisyphus
Hey nice job Carl! Hilarious lyrics and mighty fine pickin'. 2 cue balls up.
2008-02-16 djseamus
You know...if it truely takes country music for the average American citizen to understand current events, then why doesn't Katie Couric or Brian Williams don a cowboy hat and play a steel guitar? All the news would be so much better if done country style. Wrong indeed, Carl, and twisted to be sure....but without heart? No way! Great work.
2008-02-25 seamonkey
I just can't figure out if it's the shaven head or the shaven... ooops! Now I did it again!
Great song man, now I wanna do YOU.
2008-04-07 mrwompy
This song is AWESOME! It's hilarious, and the music is superb.
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