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Carla Ulbrich National A**hole Directory This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Here's a book that we all may find quite useful. Assuming, of course, that you don't appear in it.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-03-18 Hurricane
Now this is a Reference book worth having on one's bookshelf!! Short and sweet, but hardly discreet :) Wonderfully done Carla!
2008-03-18 Balder
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay we finally got a Carla Ulbrich FuMP! Was sad you weren't at MarsCon this year, Carla. I did "Bright Side of Life" with some shoutouts at the end and I had one that wouldve been great for you. Boom - de - a - da, boom - de - a - da...
2008-03-18 ProjectSisyphus
Hey, this is hilarious! And do I have referrals for you!
2008-03-18 weirdojace
2008-03-18 DJ Particle
w00t!!! Great to have you on the FuMP, Carla!! :) Great song!
2008-03-19 filkertom
A Carla Ulbrich song. First, Carla Ulbrich. Excellent. Second, song. Excellent.
2008-03-19 filkertom
A Carla Ulbrich song. First, Carla Ulbrich. Excellent. Second, song. Excellent.
2008-03-19 saganth
Perhaps the greatest contribution to humanity since the invention of Hair in a Can. BWAHAHA! Welcome to the FuMP Miss Ulbrich! ...Now, when does Weird Al submit a song here???
2008-03-19 seamonkey
Wow, Carla. How's it goin'........
Dammit! I can ALMOST see down your shirt! Crap! How much am I paying for this FuMP subscription again??
Ok, ok... so add me to the Directory, just get it over with. Geez, SUE me for having one of those things Spaff and Lund can't find anymore, sheesh! Er, I mean, beeoing!*

*Seamonkey-ese for "great song!"
BONUS!!!: Seamonkey's special directory pick o' tha week is: EMC! Congratulations, buddy!
2008-03-20 Angela
Love the lyrics and the tune. I'm so stoked to see Carla on The FuMP!
2008-03-21 djseamus
I'm not a big reader, but I have read this PARTICULAR book several times and I even know the authors personally. Great work, Carla. It's nice to see another superb folk song on the FUMP.
2008-03-25 carlau
hey y'all thanks for all the great comments. this is something i've never had the cahunas to release on a "real" cd (yet) because so far all my cds are cuss-word free. not sure how much longer i can keep that up though.
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