The FuMP
2008-04-04
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
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Another parody of bleech-ic proportions from America's favourite disturber of the psyche: Seamonkey!
CAUTION! Not for the squeamish! If you are easily offended or are named after small household appliances, BEWARE!!
Sing this with me: "It's the most wonderful time of the month!"
Look ladies, we KNOW you can't help it... but that doesn't mean that we men UNDERSTAND and/or SYMPATHIZE! So here's a little woe-is-me song about the never-ending woe of that womanly cycle of life that also shows just how low Possible Oscar will stoop for money!
Thanks for a killer backing track, PO!!*
*Possible Oscar appears courteousy of Turnidoff Productions... that IS what you wanted me to say, right? Whaddaya mean you "deny any involvement"? Just cuz ONE guy with a hankering for toast doesn't like this jam....
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Comments
CRoses - Apr 4, 2008
Brilliantly disturbing as always Seamonkey. *applauds*
EMC - Apr 4, 2008
And with this song (and the song before it) my subscription to The Fump ends as well.
DJ Particle - Apr 4, 2008
**Emi O.O at the previous comment**
Please say it's only due to lack of funds :(
Toasterboy - Apr 4, 2008
And with this song (and the song before it) my subscription to The Fump ends.
davidtanny - Apr 4, 2008
Really demented. Wish you can make a radio-edit of that song so I can use it on my podcast.
dino-mike - Apr 4, 2008
Nice job! I think you've done all men a service with this song.
seamonkey - Apr 4, 2008
Cheeky... always cheeky.... ;-)
budsharpe - Apr 4, 2008
Hell yeah, that opening joke -- timed perfectly to enter the song -- is the perfect addition. This one turned out great! Did I ask you for that tag at the end of your description, or are you being cheeky? Seriously, I can't remember.
MarlinsGirl - Apr 4, 2008
You are a sick man Seamonkey. love the song, in a very demented way.
Balder - Apr 4, 2008
Heard the song live twice now, but the opening joke is hilarious. The spoken word parts are a great addition.
JakeWaters - Apr 4, 2008
I've always heard that you should never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Being a dude, FTW! Great song Seamonkey!
marshallstanton - Apr 7, 2008
And with this song (and the song before it) my subscription to The Fump will NEVER end. NEVAR!!!
CaptNova - Apr 8, 2008
Seamonkey, you're like Dr. Dirty only funnier.
Spaff.com - Apr 8, 2008
Have you heard Leona Lewis's similarly themed song where she repeats over and over: "I keep bleeding, I keep keep bleeding"? How *that* gets Top 40 airplay and Seamonkey doesn't is one of life's great mysteries.
carlau - Apr 12, 2008
hey toasterboy i have a picture of you with 2 armloads of feminine products...
carlau - Apr 12, 2008
tissues? you know seamonkey you could just use a sock like everyone else. it's more eco-friendly.
happyskunk - Apr 15, 2008
This song had me crying it was so funny.
leapetra - Apr 20, 2008
As a woman, I was laughing. Sick, yes. Twisted, yes. But so true.
theoldiesdon - Jan 28, 2013
You sick bastid!! I love it!!
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Hurricane - Apr 4, 2008
Well now, that was interesting and imformative :P Not a bad song Seamonkey, and yet I still can't play this on the radio- thus the paradox continues!