2008-05-23
All of the phrases in this song were entered into a search engine at least once, causing someone to click through to TheFuMP.com or SuddenDeath.org. Special thanks to Chris Mezzolesta for reading all of these with a straight face, and to David Weinraub for his keyboard work on the backing tune.
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ProjectSisyphus - May 23, 2008
JFGI= Just F-Ing Google It. But I had to Google the abbreviation to learn that. Horrible, isn't it, what some people Google? I mean, REO Speedwagon (shiver). Great tune!
ProjectSisyphus - May 23, 2008
JFGI= Just F-Ing Google It. But I had to Google the abbreviation to learn that. Horrible, isn't it, what some people Google? I mean, REO Speedwagon (shiver). Great tune!
djseamus - May 23, 2008
I could see Pink Floyd doing something like this. Awesome work Rob and kudos to Chris for your superb Stephen Hawking impression.
Insane Ian - May 23, 2008
That was awesome and...strange. But strange is good, and that song was hysterical. Now, how do I search for THAT one? -Insane Ian
weirdojace - May 23, 2008
Best Rob Balder song ever.
Spaff.com - May 23, 2008
Excellent concept, excellent execution. By the way, I spot three Robert Lund song titles in that list. And many more that will be. "Lederhosen Teenager," for example - now that will be a great song.
Spaff.com - May 23, 2008
Excellent concept, excellent execution. By the way, I spot three Robert Lund song titles in that list. And many more that will be. "Lederhosen Teenager," for example - now that will be a great song.
djseamus - May 23, 2008
Just from reading the lyrics (and I have to 'cause I'm here at work) I can tell this posting is gonna be one heck of a mash-up of all the topics that make the FUMP great...not that you'll catch me typing any of those words in my browser but, you know....I am quite addicted to lolcats but that's it. I has a fump!
lukeski - May 23, 2008
So, I assume "JFGI" is another search phrase? Awesome song, Rob! Back when I first got online into dementia fandom communities, I considered doing a piece listing off all the songs that are attributed online to being by "Weird Al" that are quite obviosly not by Al. I never did it, but now there are fan websites dedicated to reeducating people on those song's real origins.
wildcard9 - May 23, 2008
I think the "psycho slut from hell" hit was from me. I was looking for a song by that title from the group Analog Pussy. You can stop snickering now :-)
Janny - May 23, 2008
Some of these really make you wonder what they were actually looking for...
Voice of Kiki - May 23, 2008
From the second you mentioned this idea, I knew it would turn out beautifully. It totally did. Excellent job!
DJ Particle - May 24, 2008
Within 10 minutes of this song being available, I premiered it at "Thursday Night Comedy" on Happy Clam Ispand on Second Life :) I had to explain the concept of the song, but after I did, many LOLs were had :)
filkertom - May 26, 2008
Love it. :)
darkNES - May 27, 2008
so awesome.
peterfump9 - May 28, 2008
add it to the long list of list songs. :-)
davidtanny - May 28, 2008
re: babaganoosh is in the house that was my comment in another song. re: Meredith Baxter Birney My Breast A long ago woman in distress TV movie is now forever etched in the minds of dementoids everywhere.
peterfump9 - May 29, 2008
Too bad "Asphalt Aardvarks" doesn't work. Maybe now it will.
happyskunk - May 31, 2008
Cute, love the ending
voiceroy - Sep 4, 2008
Bloody breast song ever!
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chewy's brother - May 23, 2008
weird but........ yeah, just weird. cool though.