2008-11-18
A techno-pop-metal treatise on religion, politics, sex, pop culture, and throat lozenges. Oh so many throat lozenges. Contains what is, without a doubt, the best sing-along chorus I've ever written, and a brief cameo by the better-than-adequate Luke Ski. The length of this song is 3:33, which is half an Antichrist with a bonus colon.
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filkertom - Nov 18, 2008
... Huh...? I mean, cool stuff, Shoe!... huh...?
wildcard9 - Nov 18, 2008
Fantastic song!! Your music is always good, this is on the upper end of the scale.
dino-mike - Nov 18, 2008
The awesomeness of this song is a about as subtle as a cattle prod to the scrotum.
Barondave - Nov 18, 2008
One of the top three exegesis exploring this zeitgeist. EVER!
lukeski - Nov 18, 2008
Paid for by the Republican National Committee and the Society For The Repeated Referencing Of Tony Danza. Bravissimo!
weirdojace - Nov 18, 2008
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
happyskunk - Nov 18, 2008
Love that sing-a-long chorus
mrwompy - Nov 18, 2008
Wow ... I'm at a loss for words ... (And my wife tells ME that I "ain't right"!!)
TVsKyle - Nov 18, 2008
Completely insane! Booyah!
DJ Particle - Nov 18, 2008
Very reminiscient of "Jennifer" (stream of consciousness with rhyme) :) I love it!
Berimon - Nov 18, 2008
Would that be a Semi-Christ? or would you need a semicolon for that? Also, great song!
CaptNova - Nov 19, 2008
This song made me want to get up and dance.
peterfump9 - Nov 19, 2008
Wow!!!
ProjectSisyphus - Nov 19, 2008
"odrous as a sumo's thong..." brilliant. This song is an aural Rorschach test.
PowerSalad - Nov 20, 2008
As window as always! The usual E-machines cream pie, and Chet Atkins diet. Fab production, and the "Myehhhhhh" killed me. So I'm dead I guess.
The Professor - Dec 1, 2008
WQ I'd like to remix this one sometime!
Scott - Dec 1, 2008
oh cool, it's a refined variety of brain pudding. Now available in: rhyming!
Scott - Dec 1, 2008
Pseudofoppery. And, hey, that was an Ayn Rand reference! Double win!
seamonkey - Dec 1, 2008
Ah, I can SEE the mullet sweat fly as I listen! Very happy to have this one after hearing it at Con on the Cob. Oh, and yeah, this got played on the Awful Girls podcast. They f'in LOVE you, ShoEboX... and so do I.
weirdojace - Dec 9, 2008
1-5-6-4 chord pattern spotted.
shoebox - Dec 10, 2008
Your MOM's a 1-5-6-4 chord pattern! -=ShoEboX=-
Spaff.com - Jan 28, 2009
This might be my favorite song ever.
rosencrantz - Apr 1, 2010
I have only one word for this song...Cantilope
wyrdwyrd - Jun 19, 2012
This song is awesome. -- Furry cows moo and decompress.
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MarlinsGirl - Nov 18, 2008
You are a deeply disturbed man, Shoebox. interesting song.