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2008-11-25
Tom Smith Cooking For 93 
Just in time for the holidays, it's everything you loathe about the holidays. This really isn't modeled after my family, or anybody's family. No, really. ... What...?

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2008-11-25 shoebox
YAY! Enjoyment and stuff!
2008-11-25 devospice
It is SO nice to have you back. :)
2008-11-25 wildcard9
I am so thankful for having a new FuMP song from you.
2008-11-25 ProjectSisyphus
This turkey is trypto-fantastic. WTG Tom
2008-11-25 mrwompy
Wow, Tom ... that's a helluva Thanksgiving picture that you painted! Great song!
2008-11-25 dino-mike
Very Well Done!!!
2008-11-26 Arrakis
I've had 90-something family at my place before. It was quite the event. I can really relate!
2008-12-01 Molakwae
Ironically, THIS year the family gathering was small. Great that you're back in action.
2008-12-01 seamonkey
Tom, wanna go for an even hundred? I'll bring another piiiiiiie......
Man, between this and Luke's Black Friday song, I'm getting a real jump on holiday depression this year!
2008-12-03 Peach
Tom, I don't recall seeing you at Christmas dinner, but you pretty much nailed it ... tho I'm not the cook, thank gawd.
2008-12-03 djseamus
"No meat loaf or aspic, tryptophan fantastic, I'm cooking for 93"....most awesome line ever, Tom, you rock. Now I'll have another thanksgiving-specific comedy song to pair with Lund and Spaff's "I <3 Thanksgiving" next year. Two turkeys up and a plate load of garlic-mashed potatoes with gravy and whole-berry cranberry sauce to ya!
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