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Consortium Of Genius Winter Slay Ride 
We of the C.O.G. love this time of the year as much as any of you. It's a time to gather with friends and associates and celebrate what's truly important.

So in this festive spirit, here's a lovely little holiday carol about the wonderous sights and sounds that this season puts us all in the mood for! Merry COG-mas, everyone.

All lead vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Guitar: Dr. A Rachnid
Bass: Dr. Z
Drums: drumbot
Keyboards: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Trumpet: Dr. A Rachnid
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, Dr. A Rachnid, Dr. Z, Lab Girl Trixie, Dr. Procyon Lotor
Guy getting killed repeatedly: Dr. A. Pentatonic

Recorded and Mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2008-12-19 lukeski
With the assistance of Dr. Pinkerton and his colleagues, soon 'the FuMP' will be a household word! BOW TO THE C.O.G.!!!
2008-12-19 devospice
I think this is my new favorite Christmas carol.
2008-12-19 filkertom
I adore this. The fact that's it's got a catchy, and gory, chorus only sweetens it.
2008-12-19 djseamus
I lov eth efact that new artists are posting to the main fump page here (not that I don't appreciate the Core as well), but I'm sure the C.O.G's wintery hijinks will be awesome (I'll listen to it when I get home from work and then write a comment worthy of Old Saint Nicholas himself).
2008-12-19 dino-mike
This a great tune that fills me with holiday spirit... with a splash of pulp and blood.
2008-12-19 seamonkey
Hey, you're right... 'tis the season that makes me want to kill Kill KILL!!!! I now have a soundtrack for it!!!
2008-12-19 wildcard9
*bows* before the Masters
2008-12-19 djseamus
hmmmmm....Christmas heavy metal. I think COG just stuffed my stocking.
2008-12-20 oddaustin
That was freakin' awesome. Love the title, and the song, great work guys!
2008-12-20 davidtanny
Goriest Xmas song since Tales From The Crypt put out a holiday CD.
2008-12-26 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Thank you for all the kind words and compliments! Perhaps next year it will have to be 'Let's Slay Again Like We Did Last Winter'...
2008-12-27 djseamus
"Perhaps next year it will have to be 'Let's Slay Again Like We Did Last Winter'..." He, he.... LoL!
2009-12-23 forestofthedead
Awesome. Happy Holidays.
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