dino-mike: Thanx. I'm usually too self-conscious about the stuff I write to enjoy the finished product, but this one makes me laugh to tears. I probably shouldn't admit that.

seamonkey: Glad to help. My four-year-old niece has a bunch of Disney action figures. The other night she said to her mom, "I can't find Beast, so tonight is it okay if Belle sleeps with Peter Pan?"

maxgoof & BathTub: WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?! Heh heh. Yeah, I know what you mean; I got an email from Jerry Falwell saying he couldn't play this on his radio show for that very reason. Which surprised me because he's, you know, dead. Anyway, I've already left a message for Christian Bale asking him to please enunciate better in his next rant so that he's more understandable when we speed it up.