Perhaps you've heard Christian Bale's rant from the set of Terminator Salvation. Classic. The director of photography apparently entered Bale's line of sight during a big scene, and Bale responded by going totally Chernobyl for four solid minutes.

But if you think that dude has anger management issues, wait till you hear his pet chipmunk. We present the little rat here in a parody of "Witch Doctor" by master chipmunk wrangler David Seville. If you're feeling brave, there is also an uncensored version.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Christian Bale: Rodent rants
Robert Lund: All other vocals, instruments, and production