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Robert Lund and Spaff.com The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana 
The Hannah Montana movie - cryptically titled Hannah Montana: The Movie - opens today. And there's nothing you can do about it.

But, hey, here's a helpful viewer's guide. It's a parody of "Abracadabra," which the Steve Miller Band recorded exactly ten years before Miley Cyrus was conceived.

M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Rob Balder: Narration
Robert Lund: All other vocals, instruments, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-04-10 MarlinsGirl
great song, guys.
2009-04-10 Insane Ian
this is funnier and WAY more recognizable than my own HM song was to be...very well done, all! Another Lund/Spaff hit!
2009-04-11 JonnySpazzbourne
Great recording! Definitely desrves to be on The Dr. D Show.
2009-04-11 djseamus
Rob and Rob together at last! I can die contented now! Great parody, Spaff, and Rob and Rob - awesome work doing what you do best. The Bill O'Reiley joke is killer.
2009-04-13 MoShaw
As a huge Steve Miller fan and the father of a 5 year-old Disney channel addict, I have nothing but pompetus love for this!
2009-04-14 Knarf
Exactly what does it mean to "shart"?
2009-04-15 devospice
"Shart" is a combination of two words, both of which involve things being expelled from your buttocks. It's usually used to refer to an incident when you expect only gas, but end up having to change your underwear.
2009-04-15 ProjectSisyphus
The commentary alone is worth the price of admission. Devo, that happens to you, too?
2009-04-19 MoShaw
I still think the song's funny, but I think I missed the banana line the first time... If I were you, I'd run if I saw Billy Ray coming my way. Or if Chris Hansen appeared in my kitchen...
2009-04-20 voiceroy
The title parody alone is brilliant. The rest of the hilarity is just a bonus.
2009-05-08 stevegoodie
Literally "Laughing Out Loud." Everyone says LOL, but does anyone really do it? I did... and it's all because of this ridiculous song. "Saskatchewan!" "Institutionalized!" Shart, that's funny!
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