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2009-05-19
TV's Kyle Good Advice 
This is a revival of a song so old that 16 year old me sent it to Dr Demento on the same tape on which I sent in the old version of Bob From Accounting. I don't have a currently accessible copy of that, though, so, much like Canker Sore I re-wrote most of the lyrics. I replaced the square old beat with something more early-Beatles, too. Wicked-awesome guitars by Odd Austin!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2009-05-19 garnsr
Virtual Boy, heh heh heh.
2009-05-19 oddaustin
Forgot to mention earlier, love the lyrics Kyle, that cat nip line was great.
2009-05-19 devospice
Speaking from first hand experience, yes, listening to Worm Quartet backwards can be very dangerous.
2009-05-19 dino-mike
Haha, this is a great song! Lots of fun.
2009-05-19 maxgoof
Kinda reminds me of "Your Horoscope For Today"
2009-05-19 weirdojace
Heh, this is pretty catchy! Cool tune.
2009-05-19 djseamus
Good job with this song, Kyle, and thanks for the advice. I shall henceforth reap the heart-healthy benefits of cat-nip.
2009-05-19 voiceroy
Fun song. It's like "Dare To Be Stupid", but smarter.
2009-05-20 Insane Ian
As stated above, it's like DTBS and YHFT smashed into one AWESOME song! Well done, sir Kyle! Wish I heard this song BEFORE I added the VBoy to my collection!
2009-05-20 nixonlee
i must say this was very creative. Great submission here. I like the part about lunch meat on your christmas reef.
2009-05-20 nixonlee
i must say this was very creative. Great submission here. I like the part about lunch meat on your christmas reef.
2009-05-21 lukeski
As a person who owns every issue of Mighty Mutanimals, I know how sound this advice is. Way to go Kyle!
2009-05-24 austinwolfclaw
"May 19th, he declared to one and to all, to be 'Give Kyle A Wedgie Day'"
Here's a belated wedgie, Kyle! *WEDGIE*
2009-05-24 mrwompy
Great song, man! Now you need to record it on a 10-inch 78rpm record, then send it back in time to Germany in the 1930s. They "genocide" advice might influence Hitler!
2009-06-16 TVsKyle
Oh, by the way, it was Bis.
2009-06-16 TVsKyle
Oops, wrong song. ^^;
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