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Raymond and Scum The Ancient One - LIVE 
Do you remember a time when The Noid ruled commercial television? Can you think back to a time when The Brat Pack was cool? Do you know that at one time, Chevy Chase was a funny guy? If so, you are getting old...
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2007-10-09 filkertom
Consarn young-un's. Whippersnappers. I remember Mr. Terrific, Mrs. Beasley, Quake, Quisp, orange-flavored breakfast cereal, and Fireball XL-5....
2007-10-09 Hurricane
Heh, that was a lovely trip down memory lane- now what's this comment on again? Some sort of song written by Haymond and Rum? ;) Great stuff guys!
2007-10-09 chewy's brother
WooHooo, Tranzor Z, Small Wonder and My Two Dads for the win!!!!! Great Song. I know how that feels.
2007-10-09 NakedBrainStudios
I dont even know what to say... Love It.. I gotta play it again.
2007-10-09 Kristi
Love this song! Where is this from??
2007-10-09 peterfump9
Really depressing song if you're old (like me)- R&S rule!
2007-10-10 LoonieBin
It's from the "Suck" album. Which I'm STILL waiting for the followup to.
2007-10-11 raymondandscum
This particular recording of "The Ancient One" was from one of The B.O.R.E.D. Tours -- and it was the first time we ever played it live. I remember I wasn't sure if it was going to be well received or not. It did pretty good...so we eventually recorded the "studio" version for our "Suck" CD...and even had Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz playing drums on the track. And that's the history of this recording of "The Ancient One."
2007-10-13 seamonkey
Finally, a song about ME! Something I can relate to! Wish I could give that platter a spin on the turntable... I'd stack it right on top of my 12" of "The Reflex" and watch it drop and spin and play... sniff! *crackle* *crackle* sniff!
Those were the days! Curse you Raymond and Scum for underscoring my mortality! But un-curse you for a great FuMP diddy!
2007-10-15 djseamus
Ah yes....an acoustic power ballad dedicated to days past.....Very Dylanesque of you! You forgot "The Wonder Years", though, and how about that big, puffed-up Michelin tire man? "Because so much is riding on your Fump posting"...he he :^) Great work, guys.
2007-10-16 LoonieBin
the Michelin man is still around...
2007-10-19 Molakwae
At least we can take comfort in the fact that 10 or 20 years from now, someone will say "'Lost?' The TV Show? Is that like a missing persons show?"
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