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Nuclear Bubble Wrap Lesbian 
This is about a guy who wishes he was a lesbian.

Jace McLain: vocals, piano, bass, accordion, music box
Kyle Thorne: guitars
Eric Zhu: drums and percussion
Johnna Day: backing vocals

In other news, make sure to check out the brand new music video to Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard! It took six months, but finally it's here.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-12-22 stevegoodie
Cool tune! Man, this one has it all... vampire books! Funny looks! Nose piercing! Accordion! A lovely companion piece to Draining The Lizard. And no, that bass does not sound anything like a tuba.
2009-12-22 oddaustin
Excellently excellent, well done guys
2009-12-22 Insane Ian
This is pretty great. Well done, guys!
2009-12-23 dino-mike
I'm not completely sure why... but this song holds a strong #2 of my favorite NBW songs ever... this is awesome! Well done... in case you were curious, Miyazaki Pig is #1
2009-12-23 forestofthedead
I'm going to assume this song is in good fun and not meant to hate on the lesbians, and if it is in good fun, this song kicks ass. :)
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