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The Chris Waffle Experience White Elephant 
I was talking to Lady Ga Ga, or Stephanie as I know her, a few weeks ago and we remarked how little Christmas dance music there is. I set out to change that and here it is; my holiday gift to YOU!

This song was inspired by the Christmas party I'm going to later this month.

Autotune provided by the Federal Commission of T-Pain

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2009-12-15 dino-mike
Very well done sir... my fav line: My Pachyderm will Mess Up Your Perm... that's freaking brilliant!!!
2009-12-15 Insane Ian
I love this...but I don't think there's enough innuendo in it. ^_^
2009-12-15 nimitzbrood
Just FYI iTunes is erroring out on the download. I think there's a space in the filename again.
2009-12-15 chriswaffle
Thanks for the heads up. There was a typo in the filename. I fixed it so it should be working now. PS: My butt is white and my trunk is pink.
2009-12-16 forestofthedead
2009-12-17 chriswaffle
With lyrics like, "I won't fill your stocking but I'll fill your womb", I really thought this was going to be an instant holiday classic.
2009-12-18 lukeski
Talk about trunk space, check this action out! :) Awesome song!
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