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2010-02-23
Tom Smith Cheap-Ass Cyborg 
A semi-autobiographical song, that I hope doesn't get any more autobiographical than it already is. And jeez, they can fix your leg and tell you you need to lose weight, but they can't just zap off a hundred pounds you've been trying to frickin' lose and install some rocket launchers and a WiFi port to make up the difference. What's up with that?

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2010-02-23 minkwheel
Oh, come on Tom...you don't have it so bad-- Cyborg musicians get ALL of the cute FEMBOTS!
2010-02-23 forestofthedead
Awesome.
2010-02-23 lukeski
I always knew you were an au-TOM-aton! :D Good one Mr. Smith!
2010-02-23 Balder
This is everything a Tom Smith song should be, particularly "awesome."
2010-02-23 Spaff.com
More poignant pithiness from our resident poet.

Incidentally, while I was listening to this, I used a conveniently located magic lever to make myself taller - then shorter -then taller - then shorter - without having to leave the comfort of my desk chair!

2010-02-23 cyberwraith
How can so much cool fit into one song?
2010-02-24 Vintage Dave
All cool, all the time. Great stuff, Tom. Looking forward to my own bionic future, Vintage Dave
2010-02-25 antisane
Brilliant!
2010-02-25 Barnside
I agree, It's electric!
2010-02-27 davewhite
Another program opener. Thanks FUMPster superstars!!
2010-02-28 VikThor
Reminds me of the Desert Peach, in the AfterDead. Pfirsich was defined as a cyborg because of knee replacement and artificial heart valve. Great song!
2010-03-04 Arkle
I played this song on today's episode of the Geek of all Trades podcast. http://bit.ly/agqcrL
2010-03-04 filkertom
Kewl -- thanks, Arkle! :)
2010-03-05 djseamus
Briilance once again, Tom. So many great lines in this one. And hey, how much would you want for me to use "Electric Sheep" as a band name?
2010-03-08 batlrar
Wow, awesome concept and brilliant lyrics! I'll have to pass this one around to a bunch of people, for sure.
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