The FuMP
2010-02-23
Artist
Tom Smith
Title
Cheap-Ass Cyborg
A semi-autobiographical song, that I hope doesn't get any more autobiographical than it already is. And jeez, they can fix your leg and tell you you need to lose weight, but they can't just zap off a hundred pounds you've been trying to frickin' lose and install some rocket launchers and a WiFi port to make up the difference. What's up with that?
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Comments
forestofthedead - Feb 23, 2010
Awesome.
lukeski - Feb 23, 2010
I always knew you were an au-TOM-aton! :D Good one Mr. Smith!
Balder - Feb 23, 2010
This is everything a Tom Smith song should be, particularly "awesome."
Spaff.com - Feb 23, 2010
More poignant pithiness from our resident poet.
Incidentally, while I was listening to this, I used a conveniently located magic lever to make myself taller - then shorter -then taller - then shorter - without having to leave the comfort of my desk chair!
cyberwraith - Feb 23, 2010
How can so much cool fit into one song?
Vintage Dave - Feb 24, 2010
All cool, all the time. Great stuff, Tom. Looking forward to my own bionic future, Vintage Dave
antisane - Feb 25, 2010
Brilliant!
Barnside - Feb 25, 2010
I agree, It's electric!
davewhite - Feb 27, 2010
Another program opener. Thanks FUMPster superstars!!
VikThor - Feb 28, 2010
Reminds me of the Desert Peach, in the AfterDead. Pfirsich was defined as a cyborg because of knee replacement and artificial heart valve. Great song!
Arkle - Mar 4, 2010
I played this song on today's episode of the Geek of all Trades podcast. http://bit.ly/agqcrL
filkertom - Mar 4, 2010
Kewl -- thanks, Arkle! :)
djseamus - Mar 5, 2010
Briilance once again, Tom. So many great lines in this one. And hey, how much would you want for me to use "Electric Sheep" as a band name?
batlrar - Mar 8, 2010
Wow, awesome concept and brilliant lyrics! I'll have to pass this one around to a bunch of people, for sure.
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minkwheel - Feb 23, 2010
Oh, come on Tom...you don't have it so bad-- Cyborg musicians get ALL of the cute FEMBOTS!