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Robert Lund and Spaff.com Midol 
It's a song parody. Beyond that, the less said, the better.

Note to Smokey Robinson and Ronald White [sources of "My Girl"], Bayer AG [source of Midol], and women of Earth [sources of all things lovely and praiseworthy]: We love you all. If you're considering punitive action, please resist those Temptations.

Claude Prez and M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
Chris Mezzolesta: Voiceover
Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, and production

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-03-23 weirdojace
Nothing makes me feel awesome like drugs do. And when I don't have any drugs, thankfully I can listen to awesome songs about drugs! Well done, Spaff and Robert.
2010-03-23 maxgoof
This is the kind of quality parody I want to be able to make.
2010-03-23 weirdojace
Max, you hit a good one with Census. Keep making songs like that one. :)
2010-03-23 JonnySpazzbourne
Good one. The "bottle opener" and "nuclear weapons" lines were hilarious.
2010-03-23 Balder
Man we have had some amazing stuff lately. This just keeps it going. Excellent!
2010-03-23 ProjectSisyphus
A very fitting tribute to this hackneyed wedding standard, and a brilliant lyrical collaboration between Spaff and Claude Prez. "Queen of Freaks" floored me...now I wanna find Max's Census song!
2010-03-23 nick007
so it does NOT help for "threat of castration with a bottle opener"... Us guys are still screwed or I should say not screwed xD
2010-03-24 dino-mike
A well produced and performed song indeed... if it weren't so damn true it would be funny.
2010-03-26 mrwompy
Yet ANOTHER great parody by you guys!! Funny!!!
2010-04-02 filkertom
Heard it, and just started singin' along. "Mi-dol, Mi-dol, Mi-dolllll...."
2010-04-04 Barnside
Just heard it on the The Mad Music Dementia Top 20! Thanks for the great laughs R & S
2010-04-04 weirdojace
*just realized R & S can mean Raymond & Scum or Robert & Spaff* ...CONSPIRACY!!!
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