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TV's Kyle Seagull Massacre 
Another song in the fake-Plastic-Beach-playlist series. I think Thomas Hughes suggested I call it "Plastic Breach". Anyway, this is the one I intended to record last month. This one involves no iPhone applications, however. Also, it doesn't suck like that first recording did. That said, it's about bird poop. I'm sorry.

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2010-08-17 garnsr
Woohoo, this means we get to hear Kyle on the podcast again! Also, a nifty song.
2010-08-17 devospice
Cool song, dude. Nice work on the music. (Once again, stuck in my head.)
2010-08-17 Zahooee
Reminds me of the time I parked under a tree, but funnier. Yet another awesome Kyle earworm.
2010-08-17 TVsKyle
An OG fan following me to The FuMP?! This is unprecedented! Welcome, Zahooee!
2010-08-17 mrwompy
Hey ... at least you were INSIDE the car!!! 8^)
2010-08-17 garnsr
I liked the bay gull joke best, myself.
2010-08-17 Insane Ian
This is the Kings of Leon's favorite song.
2010-08-17 djseamus
The gulls may have pooped on your car, but I don't think they'll poop on your song......brilliance, sir, sheer brilliance! I love it!
2010-08-18 carlau
i heart poop jokes!
2010-08-31 voiceroy
I got pooped on by a seagull right before a date when I was in college. True story. Thanks for reminding me of that painful memory in a catchy, fun way, Kyle.
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