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Consortium Of Genius What a Friend We Have In Cthulhu 

Whenever life gets you down, when things get hard or tough... when people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, and you feel that you've had quite enough of modern life, you MIGHT just find yourself wishing to join a doomsday cult. WELL DON'T! At least not until you consider the advantages that the Cult of Cthulhu offers. With lax morality, easy donation terms, and surefire doom for all of civilization, Cthulhu is the elder god for YOU! And to get you started, we've composed this fun sing-along hymn so you can help us wake the Ancient One from his deathlike eons-long slumber in R'lyeh. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

From the C.O.G. album 'Music For Supervillains'

CLICK HERE for the story behind this song

Production Credits:
Organ..................Ben Caston
Guitars................Dr. Harry A Rachnid
Lead vocals............Dr. A Rachnid, Dr. Formelda Hyde, Dr. Z and Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Bass...................Dr. Z
Trumpet................Prof. Chronotis
Backing vocals.........Beth Patterson, Dr. A Rachnid, Lab Girl IV
Guest appearances by...Luke Ski, Sara Trice, and Rev. Ivan Stang
Choir arrangements by Beth Patterson
Recorded and mixed Summer 2010 by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, New Orleans LA

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2010-10-26 devospice
Yes! Sing it, brothers! Testify! TESTIFY!
2010-10-26 Insane Ian
I love this.
2010-10-26 weirdojace
2010-10-26 wildcard9
Halleluya!! And IIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
2010-10-26 jessesmithproductions
Damn you, Consortium of Genius, and your Big Budget! You have glorified Cthulhu with your talents and skills! Cthulhu, Cthulhu, always Cthulhu! Bah! Revel while you can, for I shall have the last laugh as I drag your souls below! Yours very truly, Nyarlathotep P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLymAmJM4c
2010-10-26 nick007
I went to a Catholic high-school & we never had music like this in church (shakes fist angrily)
2010-10-26 dino-mike
I find this highly offensive to praise an entity that is not our true Lord and Savior... The Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAmen!
2010-10-26 davewhite
This is so authentic sounding I'll bet Pat Robertson would play it for several weeks before he figured out what was actually being said.
2010-10-26 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
@JesseSmith - You will probably not believe this, but this (like all our music) was recorded through a Soundblaster on a computer running Windows 98 (!) @dino-mike - Don't worry, we'll get around to YOUR deity of choise when the parmesan cheese gets delivered... @everybody else - Thank you all very much! We sure enjoyed making this song for ya! It and a whole lot more like it are on our new album 'Music For Supervillains'! If you want one, drop me a line at: drpinkerton@consortiumofgenius.com and I'll let you know how to order the album!
2010-10-29 jessesmithproductions
Dr. Milo - I believe it! I produce on an XP box w I think a Rocketfish card, a mic and a mic amp. Total investment $300 or less. God - er, Cthulhu bless FL Studio and my out-of-control collection of vsti's.
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