The FuMP: Half-Assed Rapper by Devo Spice


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2010-12-31

Devo Spice

Half-Assed Rapper

So there I was, driving around northern New Jersey, listening to a New York radio station, and I was absolutely shocked by what passes for Hip Hop these days. Most of the rappers I heard sounded like they weren't even trying. They sounded like they just rolled out of bed, stumbled into the studio, mumbled a few lines, then went back to bed. I began amusing myself by mocking them. After I came up with the half-assedly sung chorus I realized I had a song to write. This is the end result. Enjoy!


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2010-12-31

j2n4me

All over ya / Wachovia killed me. Thank you.

2010-12-31

Insane Ian

Seriously, one of my favorites of your recent tracks. Really funny lines here. Loved this one.

2010-12-31

mrwompy

Wachovia is now Wells Fargo, but that wouldn't rhyme. Well, I guess that wouldn't matter in this song. 8^) Great job of intentionally doing a bad job!!

2010-12-31

maxgoof

Devo, your sense of rhythm is too strong. You weren't off beat like you said. :)

2010-12-31

dino-mike

This is soooo beyond true it's actually a bit frustrating. Well done buddy!

2010-12-31

ldlang

So how many donuts were offed in the procurement of the perfect mumble?

2010-12-31

lukeski

LOL Wachovia represent bitches! Serioulsy Devo, this song rules. And was that Steve Goodie as the man in the booth?

2010-12-31

AiYume

Boy, between you and Patton it's officially "Get off my lawn" Week. {laugh} Seriously, though, modern rap sucks.

2010-12-31

morningsidekick

Ugh. Bad enough to air on radio. This could actually work as an act. Rapper whose persona is that he's too cool to give a shit about what he produces. Fans would admire that his attitude is "F the label!"
Only chumps sweat over a rhyme
Only chumps be at the studio on time
I don't bow down to no record exec
Give a shit? Yo, that's too much to expeck

2010-12-31

oddaustin

Lead single for the new Spice album complete!

2011-01-02

mrjuju

Just a heads up, I used this song in my podcast. I gave both your name and website in the show and release notes, and gave the Fump a shout out as well. If you want to give a listen here is the address (the January 1, 2011 episode has your song in it): http://beyondradio.libsyn.com/january-1-2011

2011-01-04

badavecom

Okay, well, it is what its meant to be, unfortunately that's what rap and hip hop (a once fresh genre) has become. . .so good satire!

2011-01-06

madmanOTL

Very true, accurate and funny song.

2011-01-06

weirdojace

Great! Pretty accurate representation of a lot of rap today.

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