As a nerd, it's easy to be categorized as...shall we say, "socially awkward". There are somethings we do, say, or wear that just don't fit in with the normal standards of "cool". That said, often times we may have the opportunity to meet someone even MORE awkward than ourselves.
The subject of this song is the former. If these allegations be true, then the narrator of this tune must be the most unhip and non-cool person on the planet. Which, at times, HAS been me. I mean, hell, I had a mullet*. In college. On purpose.
Parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner.
*no offense, ShoEboX. ^_^