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Jesse Smith DOUBLE DILDO SONG!! This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Happy 1st Birthday - almost - to the DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!! My, how you've grown! Over 20 million hits? About time to issue an IPO. Anyway folks, close the curtains, turn off your phone, and enjoy your new Double Dildo.

BTW, originally, this was going to be a song about a guy's tacky choice for a Valentine's Day gift, but the FuMP schedule for February filled up before I could snag a date.

I talk about the production at jessesmithproductions.com - including a link to the FREE vocoder I used. Please give my YouTube video a click and help me unfreeze the view count - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y3BAUUf74

Special thanks to Harry - the guy with the snake on his face - and the rest of the crew at Pornucopia, who helped me with the research.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-03-29 devospice
I could not stop laughing at this. It's just so bizarre and twisted. I love it.
2011-03-29 weirdojace
Bwahaha. Nice one. Good attention to detail too, you even got the a capella thing at the end of the song. :)
2011-03-29 dino-mike
HAHAHAHA!!! This is one of the funniest and dirtiest songs I've heard posted on the homepage!!! This is soooo amazing. I must download it now and show both of my friends and the guy who makes my sandwich at Subway!
2011-03-29 stevegoodie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have rarely laughed so hard at something so, um... well, I don't know really. I just laughed a LOT. That is all I know. Beautiful work parodying a truly abysmal song! This would be a perfect FuMP if it didn't go on so shlong... I mean LONG! That's what I meant. Where's the backspace on this typewriter? Crap. Never mind. This was freaking hilarious. Well done Mr. Smith!
2011-03-30 ProjectSisyphus
I don't usually like explicit songs, but this kind of probing, penetrating composition is the sort of thing all our members can enjoy. Two somethings up.
2011-03-30 mrwompy
Gee ... I had never heard the original, so I searched and now I am one of the 23,000,000+. And now I realize what a GREAT parody this is!!! (And even though my wife & I saw a double-rainbow on our 20th anniversary in Hawaii, I can honestly say that I've never seen a double-dildo.)
2011-03-30 madmanOTL
Very well done song.
2011-03-30 Carrie Dahlby
2011-04-07 djseamus
I know it's been a week since this Fump was posted, but I've had some thoughts on my find I just gotta post on this song before I forget them. Now, your parody sounds much like the original Double rainbow song, and sounds great, but I do not like the topic you chose for the lyrics. I believe you are doing a disservice to Yosemitebear, the originator of the Double Rainbow video on you-tube. I am among the thousands who watched the video, and yes, I laughed the first time I saw it. But then I looked at Yosemitebear's other videos; and I learned that he is of Native American heritage. It is a well-known fact that North-America's native tribes hold everything in nature spiritual. So was Yosemitebear under the influence of drugs? Maybe he was, but that's not the issue. To parody a song based on what was clearly a highly spiritual experience for him, and have the song be about sexual toys, I believe that you have effectively insulted not only his beliefs, but the beliefs of others in his tribe, and of other tribes around the country. I am all for song parodies; I love them, and I don't mind a little rated-x comedy now and then, but I believe that the best comedy is the kind that strays way from making light of, or fun of, a person's or ethnic group's spiritual beliefs. I hope that you will be a little more tolerant and respectful in future fumps. Thank you for reading and considering this.
2011-04-08 davewhite
As usual, the FUMP parody is far far more enjoyable than the original. Double Dildo is about something someone can put in their ass and Double Rainbow sounds like something someone pulled out of their ass.
2011-04-08 weirdojace
Well, Double Rainbow was merely the auto-tuning of a preexisting Youtube video... (Also, it's really good.)
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