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2011-06-24
Jesse Smith People Of Walmart 
Like the song says, I found the People Of Walmart site accidentally. It features surreptitiously taken photos of actual Walmart shoppers, a majority of whom are very large women who don't even come close to fitting inside the clothes they've chosen to wear to their favorite retailer.

I immediately wanted to do a FuMP song about this website, but simply piling on obese women was out of the question. I myself am in the 8th month of a 2-year 24-Hour Fitness membership trying to lose my own flab, and I know firsthand what the American food industry does to our bodies. So I did the ol' fliperoo and had the singer praise these ladies' assurance and self-confidence - bonus Power Star if you can spot the reference to Queen's Fat Bottom Girls.

You go, girls!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
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2011-06-24 TVsKyle
Jesse Smith originals RULE.
2011-06-24 devospice
Someone send this to the People Of Walmart web site. I'm sure they'll love it. Maybe they'll link to us. Very cool song.
2011-06-24 mrwompy
I've been a fan of that web site since they started. And now I'm a fan of this song! Great job!! (Have you heard my "Wal-Martian Rhapsody" on the Sideshow?)
2011-06-24 nick007
I worked 25months at CrapMart cleaning floors. I never checked that People of WalMart site but I doubt some of the stuff I've seen would be allowed to be posted there & I do NOT want to see it if it is. Good song Jesse but I don't want to think about the lyrics too much because they remind me of things I've seen that I want to forget
2011-06-27 Gilliam
Great beat like lots .. still only one walmart song for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM
2011-06-27 dino-mike
For a song based on a very visual site, this is a very well executed for the audio senses. Well done dude, had me smiling =)
2011-06-27 nick007
@Gilliam~ did the Mullet & GreatfullDead pix remind you of Worm Quartet & Tom Smith or is it just me? I was kind of dispirited I didn't see a pic of Steve Goodie returning stuff there
2011-06-27 Zahooee
You enticed me to actually visit the site. I'm not sure if I should thank you or hate you for eternity.
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