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Lemon Demon Ode to Crayola 
Yet another redone studio-ified version of an old song, available on the new Lemon Demon EP Live [Only Not]. With added synth solo!

Crayola's a product I grew up with back in grade school. I always had the big box of crayons. I had to find this big list of Crayola colors on the internet. And I had to rhyme them. It was actually fun. They all had these "a-z-z" things in their titles. Thank you, Crayola industries, for making it so easy.

It's been suggested that I send this to the Crayola company in case they might want to adopt it as their official theme song. But that's probably not a good idea, considering the creepy, naked cultish tone. And I don't think they actually advocate eating crayons. But I'm sure they'd appreciate the thought behind it.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2011-08-12 gingorninja
2011-08-12 gingorninja
This has got to be one of my favorite songs ever, and the new recording of it sounds better than I expected (not that I expected it to be bad).
2011-08-12 jessesmithproductions
Damn. I love the guitars on this and the whole arrangement. I was going to make my next song sort of laid back and country but now I have to seriously rethink.
2011-08-12 weirdojace
I love this new recording of such a cool song, and that synth solo is totally math.
2011-08-15 dino-mike
This is a great redux of an awesome Lemon Demon song. And I love all the crayola ads automatically placed on this page.
2013-06-17 wyrdwyrd
Good song.
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