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Cirque du So What Staying Fat 
Cirque du So What is BACK! Dementia cohort and latest member of the CdSW auxiliary Carrie Dahlby steps out on this tasty comedy "workout" she contributed to the group. Finally a weight-related system that WORKS! I sure can't wait to try it out! If I could get up that is :-D Cirque du So What? is ShoEboX of Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, and Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, with invaluable aux members Kim Crist and Sara Trice. From the new Cirque du So What? album "Stupid Cowboy Thing, Volume 1: Grandmother!"

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2011-07-29 devospice
*hurrr, I want a pony!*
2011-07-29 Insane Ian
I'e been using this system for years and never knew it! Thanks, CdSW!
2011-07-29 mrwompy
Same here --- it WORKS!!!
2011-07-31 davidtanny
works better with french fries dipped in extra grease, sour cream, chili, cheese, and a whole tub of butter
2011-07-31 dino-mike
The takes the "M" out of the FuMP... and the lunch out of my stomach.
2011-07-31 stevegoodie
Offer void in Ethiopia... that slayed me! I think I'll go fry some butter.
2011-08-02 ProjectSisyphus
You guys might be on to something. I note that the website gravitationalpull.com appears to be up for grabs. I'd jump on that one quick guys.
2011-08-03 davewhite
It seems most Americans are already on this diet...and have been for years!!
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