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2011-10-07
Tony Goldmark Burn 
If the fabric of reality itself is crumbling before your very eyes right now, it must be because I AM ON THE FuMP! Hi, I'm Tony Goldmark. I did a parody rap about Harry Potter like seven frickin' years ago [no, the other one] and now after a regrettably-far-too-long absence from the dementia community, I, Tony Goldmark hisself, is am are BAAAAAAACK!!!

I'll politely wait for those crickets to finish speaking before I continue.

Okay, I recently finished recording my next album, GOLDMARK AFTER DARK, and I plan to release it in early 2012...but first, why not enjoy a few delicious FuMP-exclusive preview tracks? Starting with this delightful little ditty called "Burn." I haven't actually listened to "Burn" yet, but I found an uncompressed wave file of it lying around on my desktop this morning, credited to me. I am told that this credit is accurate, and also that it features the musical talents of Hank Maninger on guitar, Paul Olguin on bass, Paul Revelli on drums and Henry Salvia on keyboard, with Garth Webber engineering and mixing. I'm not sure exactly WHO has told me all this, but who am I to disagree? Enjoy!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2011-10-07 devospice
I really want to see a combination live action/animated video for this song. Get on that, would ya? :)
2011-10-07 shoebox
YAAAAAY!! A glorious popping of your FuMP cherry, Mr. Goldmark! Severely goofy and sufficiently violent that I fear what you would do if you didn't have a musical outlet! Welcome aboard, and let the healing begin. Immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.
2011-10-07 AiYume
Hi Tony! It's great to see you here and what a great song to start with! I always knew those furry little bastards were up to something!
2011-10-07 EclecticLee
Welcome to the FuMP. I hope we all survive the experience.
2011-10-07 A-Log
Glad to see that you have your sense of humor intact. Can't wait to hear more! If there were a music video for this, I'm sure TV's Kyle would do the animation.
2011-10-07 TVsKyle
Aw, crap, it's Goldmark. There goes the neighborhood!
2011-10-07 Toff
Interesting song. Like the music not the vocals.
2011-10-07 Insane Ian
Delightfully twisted. Dark. Oh, and welcome Tony.
2011-10-07 stevegoodie
"1-2-3-4-ROCK!!! Wait, hang on..." That moment was a truly awesome moment!
2011-10-07 kobifox
You are a sick man, Tony Goldmark. I applaud you.
2011-10-07 TonyGoldmark
So glad you all like it! Toff, if you dislike THESE vocals you should've heard the original demo, before the raccoons sobered up.
2011-10-07 dice1342
Sweet. Looking forward to hear more from you. Raccoons and Fire, two of my favorite things
2011-10-07 TonyGoldmark
Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen raccoons... (James Taylor's first draft)
2011-10-07 kcmikey
Love it! Can't get it out of my mind.... the song, not the burning... wait what's that smell... crap.. brb..
2011-10-08 maxgoof
Yeah! Oh yeah!, this is great! And here's a response by Dipper!........Hang on.......h-hang on....wait....wait.....hang on.....oh crap.
2011-10-08 xirkerate
I loved it! Although if this is what sober raccoons sound like, I dread to think what they are like drunk. ;)
2011-10-08 STrRedWolf
We can use those services down in Baltimore, where a ton of houses need to be demolished...
2011-10-08 chicagofan76
Great to see your still making music, I havent heard much of your songs since ALCON 2002, i know I have atleast 1 of your CD's
2011-10-09 TonyGoldmark
Sorry, STrRedWolf, but these raccoons have a strict "No Baltimore" policy. They keep insisting I don't want to know why.
2011-10-09 Insane Ian
Being a Baltimoron myself, I can totally understand that...
2011-10-09 mrwompy
Whew!!! Uh ... you ain't right!! (Don't worry -- that's a good thing!)
2011-10-10 onib
Okay...wow! That was pretty freaking fantastic. And being from the Baltimorish area, I can agree that no explanation is really required.
2011-10-11 dino-mike
Oh no, Goldmark's found the FuMP. Hahaha! Great job on this tune Tony, delightfully dark and devious.
2011-10-12 Balder
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
2011-10-15 Barnside
.... speaking of Raccoons in the house! Did I ever tell you the story of Uncle Thammis the Silver Back Raccoon and his daylight raid in my tomato patch?
2011-10-20 Vladinator
On behalf of all my southern relations, I just wish to say - Them's good eatin'!
2011-10-25 wyrdwyrd
That right there, that's whatcha call DE-men-tia with a capital DE. It's good, I like it. -- Furry cows moo and decompress.
2012-10-04 wyrdwyrd
(now I'm being repetitious but...) this thing gets better every time I hear it.
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