2011-12-06
After meeting TV's Kyle at MarsCon last year, I immediately thought "I totally wanna do a song with that guy!" So I wrote one almost immediately, and several months later we recorded it, much to the chagrin of all the other artists who've been bugging me to do songs with or for them for years and have been gnashing their teeth in frustration because they never realized that my sole criteria for collaboration prioritization is sideburn length.
You'll note there is no "explicit" or "squick" indicator for this song. Indeed, this song is squeaky-friggin'-clean. Sorry about that.
This is from the upcoming Worm Quartet album "Songs of the Maniacs" which will be available for pre-order really damned soon.
Lyrics and programming: Shoebox
Duet lyrics: TV's Kyle
Special guest appearance: Some other dude
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Insane Ian - Dec 6, 2011
That's it. I gotta start growing out the sideburns.
maxgoof - Dec 6, 2011
Okay, this made me laugh.
mrwompy - Dec 6, 2011
Pumpkin pie? Pecan pie? Pie are square?
seamonkey - Dec 6, 2011
NOW I see how to write and record a REAL FuMP song. Where's "Powered By Satan"? We gon' jam.
dino-mike - Dec 6, 2011
HAHAHAHA!!! This is freaking hysterical!
EclecticLee - Dec 6, 2011
Alas, Worm Quartet has become a pawn in TV's Kyle's plans for FuMPcast guest appearance domination. And how many times am I going to have to listen to the end to make it all out? Oh, but it was funny, so thanks.
lukeski - Dec 6, 2011
This song is made of happiness, whimsy, and win. Hooray! :D
wildcard9 - Dec 6, 2011
I am getting strange looks at work again from laughing at this song while listening at my desk. You two will be hearing from my boss shortly!! Oh, and what kind of pie are we having today?
madmanOTL - Dec 6, 2011
Very enjoyable song. Kyle fits perfectly for this.
STrRedWolf - Dec 7, 2011
As Kyle would say: Say whut?!?
SteveHarper - Dec 8, 2011
Partially due to the title, I didn't expect much when I started listening to this but I should have known better. I misunderestimated you. It does need a better title though. How about "Stairway to Heaven"? After Neil Sedaka and Led Zep, it's about time for a third, completely non-related song with that title. Thanks for what you do.
smyle - Dec 8, 2011
It's not often a song ... even a FuMP song makes me laugh out loud while in the car by myself. This one had me about to pull off the road. Excellent!
PowerSalad - Dec 9, 2011
Hilarity hath ensu-ed!! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
voiceroy - Dec 15, 2011
That was fun.
DrRobert - Mar 21, 2021
I have returned to this song after HOLY CRAP IT'S ALMOST BEEN TEN YEARS I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE I KN............
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TonyGoldmark - Dec 6, 2011
BRILLIANT! I want pie now. I SAID GIMME THE PIE!