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Scooter Picnic I'd Buy That For a Dollar 
featuring Carrie Dahlby, Lindsay Smith, and the great Luke Ski
Despite the fact that Ian and Kyle are doing FAWM this year, this isn't one of those tracks. This was dreamt up as a result of the number of times Luke used this line in the "I Was a Teenage Comedian" comics he did back when he was a tadpole, so therefore exists another song that can be "blamed on Luke". I think more rap should be positive, don't you? Luke was kind enough to grace us with his presence, and he brought Carrie along with him for a cameo. Lovely Lindsay Smith be tootin' dat sax.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-02-17 A-Log
(sniffs the air a few times) You smell that guys? I smell a Wacked-Out 40 hit for you two!
2012-02-17 wildcard9
I refuse to pay a dollar for this song!! 99 cents, on the other hand, is acceptable. Oh, and shut up, Ian!
2012-02-17 dino-mike
Well that was silly.
2012-02-17 Carrie Dahlby
Not entirely sure how I got a "featuring" on this song, but I'll take it. :)
2012-02-26 comicwreck
It's about time! been hearing that phrase at least 20 years - time it was put to good use! How about a suggestion for another song in the same category - old lines - "don't call me Shirley!"
2012-02-28 Oliver Mohr
Can I just say that, despite this being the best thing I've ever heard, it was sort of inevitable. I mean, put 5 awesome comedy musicians, a remix of a part of UHF, and a reference to n3rds0ngs, and that sort of awesome is bound to happen!
2012-06-20 voiceroy
I just watched Robocop again last week. This catchphrase deserved to be immortalized in song.
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