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Flat 29 Teach Your Baby Bass Guitar 
A tiny baby is taught how to play the bass guitar immediately after being born. A proud mother looks on at her funkadelic offspring, and rejoices.

This song is particularly prescient, as FuMP-er Carrie Dahlby is literally just about to have an actual human baby, and she will no doubt to be looking to teach it to play a musical instrument almost immediately. With that in mind, we would like to submit ourselves as freelance bass tutors - no charge, we just want to spread the funk to the next generation

This song - among other classic jams - is available on our new album SECRET HANDSHAKE, available from flat29.com

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-02-24 devospice
So THAT's what I did wrong! All this time my kids have been playing this little octopus thing that squeaks when you squeeze its legs.
2012-02-24 lukeski
"Secret Handshake" is an AMAZING album! Thanks so much for posting "Teach Your Baby Bass Guitar" here! :D
2012-02-24 dino-mike
That was AMAZING!!! OMG!!!
2012-02-26 weirdojace
Funky tune! This is good, surprised there aren't more comments...
2012-02-26 Vladinatrix
So basically, I started 16 years too late. ;-)
2012-02-27 mrwompy
Wow!! He was musically trained before he was potty-trained!
2012-02-28 wildcard9
Was there any doubt that this baby would be good at bass?? Then again, it is bass we are talking about here :-)
2012-03-07 madmanOTL
Love the song. Glad to hear new Flat 29. Will be getting complete album soon.
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