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Nuclear Bubble Wrap Black Holes Suck 
Black holes are pretty fascinating, but I can't really imagine them being pleasant. This song started out being about a bad relationship and comparing it to the suckage of a black hole, but I decided that was dumb and made it a lot more science-y. Science rules.

Jace McLain: vocals, keyboards, guitars
Kyle Thorne: bass
Eric Zhu: drums, bongos

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-04-17 Insane Ian
Good stuff, tho I had to read along with the lyrics to understand the words. And for some reason, it's all in just the left channel. But I like it!
2012-04-17 Insane Ian
Wait, never mind about the left channel thing...my headphones appear to be messed up.
2012-04-17 wildcard9
Black holes may suck but white holes blow!! Need more science FuMP songs!
2012-04-20 Jeff Reuben
I had Soundgarden in my head until I remembered you don't do parodies. Nice sound, well done.
2012-04-25 dino-mike
That was bad-effing-ass guys. Love the sound on this one... though I agree with Ian, the mix needs to make the vocals a tad clearer. I had to read along too.
2012-04-25 weirdojace
Yeah the first mix of this song had the vocals way too loud so they got dialed back. It's hard to find the medium sometimes. We'll end up fixing it, we always do.
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