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Donita Smith Phone Sex This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
A woman my age has no business writing a song about Phone Sex, but there it is. Just go ahead and try not to think of your mother participating in this activity. You're welcome. This song is available on my EP "Teenage Ravings of a Middle​-​Aged Woman" which you can find at http://donitasmith.bandcamp.com
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-08-14 devospice
Yay! This is awesome. Welcome! (Continue muttering something about fresh meat.)
2012-08-14 PowerSalad
uh huh huh huh huh....he said meat. Yay for seeing this live!
2012-08-14 wildcard9
I heard the song before reading the description of it here. I wasn't thinking of my mother doing this until now, thanks a lot!!
2012-08-16 dino-mike
This song stole the show last month at the Kahnmanapalooza! Welcome to the FuMP Donita, this is where you belong.
2012-08-16 mrwompy
"Roaming in my service area.." --- HILARIOUS!!! Great song!!
2012-08-22 Insane Ian
Genius. "Stick it to me in my ear" killed me.
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