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Sci-Fried Get Me Outta Retail 
featuring Insane Ian
A self descriptive song about being freed from the evil clutches of Retail Employment. Featured on our "Co-Op Mode" CD and is a collaboration with Insane Ian

Composed by: Jim Frederick and Charles Silver
Lyrics by: Mike 'KSV' Jensen and 'Insane' Ian Bonds

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-09-14 ProjectSisyphus
Bet a lot of people will relate to this. Catchy hook and funny dialogue bits too.
2012-09-14 Insane Ian
The whole cd is awesome! Surprised and honored you chose this track for your FuMP front page debut! Thanks for letting me be a part of it!
2012-09-15 nick007
I worked in retail & I totally relate to this. My way out was by getting so pissed after a manager chewed me out because i didn't respond to a page after another manager had ordered me to do something else; I quit at the end of my shift. I have disabilities so I get SSDI now. Not as much money but I'm not spending it seeing docs because my physical & mental health is alot better without that kind of employment. Anyways I'll have to preview that CD or just buy it soon
2012-09-18 dino-mike
Now this is a fantastic song! THIS is what the FuMP is all about!!!
2012-09-20 wildcard9
Great song. I remember my days working retail, and not fondly. But until you have a professional job, that is what you are stuck with.
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