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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Dodged A Bullet 
A friend asked me to write a song for her new baby about the miracle of child-bearing. I said, "You haven't heard my songs before, have you?" Here we go..

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2012-11-11 devospice
So, what was her reaction to the final song? Personally, I love this. :)
2012-11-11 SteveHarper
This will be a good test of that friendship, Phil. Way to go out on a limb, then push the envelope while you are out there.
2012-11-12 Phil Johnson
Thanks guys... Well, she's having another kid soon, so I guess it didn't scare her too bad. But I noticed the shower isn't co-ed this time. :)
2012-11-12 Insane Ian
This is beautiful, man.
2012-11-20 dino-mike
Phil, this is delightfully twisted my friend. Great job!
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