2012-12-23
Oh my goodness gracious golly gee, guys and gals! It's almost Christmas! Luckily, we are here to provide a most appropriate gift for all the children's fragile ears. The first rhyming couplet really says it all.
For a lot of you, this is likely the first you're hearing of Smashy Claw. What a terrible way to be introduced! Here's why: 1. We don't do parodies ever, 2. I swear our stuff is usually more thought out than this, and 3. SC is a real band, despite the fact that Austin does everything on this recording. In other words, I don't know why this exists. As you can see, I'm awesome at getting people all psyched up for hearing a song.
This dumb thing is included in the new holiday-themed episode of our sketch podcast, Smashy Claw's Cleverly Arranged Words. Even though this song isn't a good intro to the band, Episode 01-05 is a great way to start listening to the podcast!
Merry Mayan apocalypse, everybody!
Austin Aeschliman (all the vocals ever)
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dino-mike - Dec 23, 2012
About damn time Austin got on The FuMP!!!! This song is really funny and well done! Great job!
wildcard9 - Dec 23, 2012
Meh. Very VERY good "meh". It got this Scrooge to smile.
weirdojace - Dec 23, 2012
Best Christmas song ever.
lukeski - Dec 26, 2012
What they said! :D
wyrdwyrd - Dec 27, 2012
The original song is my favorite. But this is a close second and is easily better than the "ding! fries are done" which I can only barely tolerate.
carlau - Jan 6, 2013
awesome! love!
stevegoodie - Jan 8, 2013
That was fantastic! I'm going to listen again... it better be just as good the second time!
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Insane Ian - Dec 23, 2012
This. Is. GREAT.
Also, YAY! AUSTIN IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!! Nice to see SC on The FuMP Proper!!!!!!!
It's a Christmas Miracle.