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Steve Goodie Dumbledore's Army 
Oh god... an idea for another DAMN Harry Potter song struck my brain a couple weeks ago, and I couldn't make it go away. Sorry. This would have made SO much more sense five years ago.

In my defense, I can only say that I had yet to write a decent "Final Battle" song for the series... and now I have. Spoilers galore... be warned!!

And to up the annoyance factor, this is a parody of an Elvis Costello song which I'm sure nobody remembers. You can refresh your lack of memory here.

To sum up: in order to enjoy this song, you have to be a total Potter-geek AND a fan of late 70s punk/new-wave synth-driven pop-crap. Good luck with that.

Lyrics, drums, bass, guitar, ridiculous piano, farfisa organ, vocals, production: SG
Music: Elvis Costello

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-03-08 TVsKyle
This was the until-now-non-existant parody that went though my head anytime I saw those two words next to each other while reading the books. THANK YOU.
2013-03-08 Regel Gumm
I'm of the fringe demographic that remembers the Elvis Costello song but gets none of the Harry Potter references. Sorry. The "ridiculous piano" is, however, spot on.
2013-03-08 mrwompy
How did you get Elvis Costello to perform this for you? 8^)
2013-03-08 davidtanny
I'm a nobody that remembers. :-)
2013-03-09 jessesmithproductions
That's okay, Steve, I'm older than dirt so I appreciate how wonderful this is. BTW, to improve your Elvis Costello impression, try smoking eight cigars, or screaming for 12 minutes, before recording your vocals.
2013-03-09 weirdojace
This song is so freaking awesome!!
2013-03-11 filkertom
Excellent. :D
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