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2013-03-15
Moneyshot Cosmonauts Vatican City (Make Me Pope) 
A few anagrams for ya:

Saint Peter's Square = Priests' Arena Quest
Habemus Papam = Ambush Me, Papa
San Pietro = No Parties
Axl Rose = Oral Sex

In unrelated news, here's a parody of Guns N' Roses' "Paradise City."

Complex Conclave:
M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and lyrics
Cari Golden: Lead and backing vocals
Bob Emmet: All instruments, production, and mixing

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2013-03-15 mrwompy
Another hilarious parody from the Spaff gang! Excellent!!!
2013-03-15 wildcard9
Fantastic song!! How long has Spaff and the crew been sitting on this one, waiting for the new Pope to be chosen?
2013-03-15 davidtanny
That song will be Pope-ular soon.
2013-03-16 ProjectSisyphus
Ha ha Wildcard - in answer to your question, not that long. When Pope Benedict announced his resignation, Spaff was ready to move. The weird thing, though - which we discussed - is that Axl Rose, too, apparently tried to resign from being Axl not so long ago. You can read the whole story on Wikipedia if you like, concerning the making of G&R's last album - an undertaking that spanned the better part of a decade and cost Geffen Records something like 13 million bucks. It's five minutes you'll never get back, but better entertainment than the album itself, which apparently nobody bought.
2013-03-17 dino-mike
Wow, awesome song here Spaff!!! Cari and Bob, excellent work as always.
2013-03-17 dino-mike
Wow, awesome song here Spaff!!! Cari and Bob, excellent work as always.
2013-03-17 dino-mike
Wow, awesome song here Spaff!!! Cari and Bob, excellent work as always.
2013-03-17 dino-mike
Wow, awesome song here Spaff!!! Cari and Bob, excellent work as always.
2013-03-17 chicagofan76
Perfect song to parody for this.
2013-03-19 SteveHarper
WOW!..................You have butchered the sacredest of the cows - and not at all in a bad way. THIS is why I put in my .06 a day to fill that banner ad space. It's worth twice that much (but I'm still not upping my bid until PCH comes through). You're welcome.
2013-03-21 STrRedWolf
Oooh I've been wanting to parody this song for a similar topic since high school... and now Spaff has done it. Whew!
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