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Bonecage Makeshift Vagina This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
This song combines two of my favorite things: The Carpenters and creative self pleasure... Only one of those is true.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-07-12 wildcard9
This song is just so very wrong :-)
2013-07-12 devospice
And so very funny! I listened to this at work yesterday (with headphones) while I was preparing the script for the FuMPCast. I was painfully stifling my laughter so I didn't have to explain to my co-workers what was so funny. Nice work, dude!
2013-07-12 TheDrDon
Simply beautiful.
2013-07-12 Bonecage
Thanks guys :)
2013-07-12 Insane Ian
Really really funny stuff! DIsturbing, but hilarious. Also, did not expect it to be a parody!
2013-07-12 dino-mike
Holy god, I'm playing this at my wedding.
2013-07-12 PowerSalad
2013-07-12 mrwompy
Toilet paper rolls ... man, did you ever paint a picture with that line! Hilarious song, Bonecage!!
2013-07-16 Father Beast
Now I understand why, in that soup beans song, you always wanted tacos.
2013-07-24 madmanOTL
My 13 year old daughter was with me when I first heard this and I had to stop the song once I realized where it was heading. I really enjoyed this.
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