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TV's Kyle Laser Gun 
featuring Austin Aeschliman
Why are laser guns so much more socially acceptable than regular guns?

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-08-13 devospice
Because they go "Pew! Pew! Pew!"
2013-08-13 Insane Ian
Holy crap, I love this. Awesome sound, can't wsit to hear about what obscure thing you snuck into this song on the FuMPcast...great song!
2013-08-13 dino-mike
For some reason, I figured laser guns would be lighter than regular guns cuz of the whole no bullets thing... what do I know?
2013-08-13 weirdojace
Catchy song and awesome guitar work from Austin!
2013-08-13 Grottomatic
Easy. They are far more awesome than regular bullets. And yes, I am impressed! Don't shot me, Kyle!
2013-08-13 Jeff Reuben
It's much harder to regulate the ammo. Fun song!
2013-08-13 wildcard9
Always keep your laser gun handy!
2013-08-16 kornflake
If I had a laser gun, there'd be no set of buns left untoasted.
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