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Nuclear Bubble Wrap The Agenda 
We started off trying to make a song about how stupid people sound when they oppose equal rights and talk about their perceived horrors of the "gay agenda" but it ended up being a song about cows taking over the world.

But basically yeah, this is what those crazies sound like.

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Kyle Thorne: vocals, bass, lead guitar
Jace McLain: guitars, keyboards, percussion
Eric Zhu: drums

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-01-31 oddaustin
Goddamn, that was cool!
2014-01-31 Alverant
Susanne Atanus is a politician in Illinois who blame gays for everything from autism to the weather. Now she's trying to get the very people she's condemning to vote for her because "they need her". That's the kind of crazy you're competing with. I loved the song BTW.
2014-02-01 stevegoodie
Great song!
2014-02-02 dino-mike
You guys have the most musically interesting songs I've ever heard without them being stupid.
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