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TV's Kyle Wiggling is a Luxury We Can't Afford 
featuring Lindsay Smith and Dictionary Attack
Know what's better than dumb? Dumb and FAST. With ladytimes vocals by Lindsay Smith and guitar/melodica/tambourine by Joe "J2" Jakubowski of Dictionary Attack!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-05-23 lukeski
Kyle and Lindsay be sure to add wiggling to your wedding gift registry. This song is awesome and I love it! :D
2014-05-23 devospice
Well, I'm laughing, but I'm not entirely sure why. The best explanation I can come up with is "um,... what?" Neat song!
2014-05-23 Madmike
If ever a song needed a video....
2014-05-23 lukeski
Wiggling Begins
2014-05-23 wildcard9
I had no idea that The Wiggles were so expensive to hire.
2014-05-26 minkwheel
You COULD afford it Kyle, if you head up a WIGGLESTARTER campaign
2014-06-11 Zel_et_al
I AGREE with ALL the comments!!! Although the pictographs i don't KNOW about them!
2014-06-13 DJ Particle
The pix are a game of Boob Tree/Eat Poop You Cat
2014-06-23 djseamus
very fun song, Kyle and Lindsay; great work on it too. Reminded me of the folk song "Mama Don't Allow", only with a surf-rock feel. Haven't been on this site in awhile so this song is great to come back too. I'll have to broadcast a comedy theme on the show sometime this summer.......Now if you'll excuse me I have to go cash my paycheck so I can wiggle again.
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