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Worm Quartet Fueled By Angst This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
In a small cross-section of a fringe faction of a largely-ignored subculture, Worm Quartet is moderately well-known for tunes such as "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like," "Too Fat For The Pit," "I Can't Get A Job," and of course the breakup anthems "Long Story Short" and "Great Idea For A Song." I have now been married for fifteen years, employed at the same job for nine years, I've been out of the government's "Obesity" BMI level since 2011, and as I'm nearly 40 years old, my parents have remarkably little say in my music selection. And that's all well and good, but WHAT THE F*** AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE SONGS ABOUT NOW?

Worm Quartet is:
-=ShoEboX=- - Vocals, keyboards, programming

Thanks to Devo Spice for the last-minute mastering.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-09-23 weirdojace
320k mp3 is incomplete.
2014-09-23 shoebox
Worked for me, but just re-uploaded...working now?
2014-09-23 oddaustin
That was quite excellent.
2014-09-23 dino-mike
This is soooo bad ass... sorry you ran outta things to bitch about dude. Guess you coulda written an epic saga about that damn bird who kept nesting on your porch.
2014-09-23 devospice
You can always write about how much OTHER people suck. Seems to work for me.
2014-09-23 ldlang
Thanks. Seems you can still find something to say in your own unique way most any day. I liked this, but it was kind of uplifting and that depressed by angst. I did like dino-mike & devospices' remarks above.
2014-09-23 ldlang
"my angst" - damn I can't type
2014-09-23 Madmike
So much cheaper then a GTO. Lets Rock!
2014-09-23 lukeski
Another excellent Worm Quartet instant classic. So happy you posted it. Rock rock rock rock rock! :D
2014-09-24 weirdojace
Yeah I love this song.
2014-09-25 Insane Ian
Awesomeness. Angsty awesomeness.
2014-09-26 scifantasy
I'm not able to download this in full any more than Jace is, but I also can't download the followup, so I think something is broken at the server end. Email to Devo in progress...
2014-10-01 dlunas
Can't express how great it is to have new Worm Quartet greatness floating about.
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