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Nuclear Bubble Wrap Sexy Silk 
Happy Halloween, everybody! I present, the creepiest, scariest Nuclear Bubble Wrap song that has ever been made... and probably will ever be made. You can play this in your haunted house.

It's about black widow spiders having sex. You know how when they boink, the female spider eats the male afterwards? That's why they're called black windows, and all. This song is from the point of view of the male spider. He seems to be REALLY into it, actually. Spider relationships are complicated, man.

Gotta say, this is probably the last song in the string of "NBW tries to just be creepy as shit" phase. The next album is shaping up to be a lot more light hearted and nice!

From the album, Psycho Delicacy, of course.

Jace McLain - vocals, guitars, keyboards, bongos
Kyle Thorne - bass

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-10-31 oddaustin
This song is very creepy and terrifying. And hilarious, cause spider sex!
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