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Steve Goodie Nice Guys Finish Last 
This is another one of those songs which could be considered "Clean" because it has no bad words in it [well, okay, "ass" appears once... but it's hyphenated... so that doesn't count]. But it could also be considered "Squick" because the point of the song is pretty icky. It's not for the kiddies. It's kind of safe for work ONLY if the people around you aren't paying too much attention. But you probably shouldn't listen to it at work, just to be 100% smart.

Actually, you probably shouldn't listen to it at all. EXCEPT that I finally got the great Hollie Brogunier to vocalize on a song of mine! Okay, she's speaking and not singing... and she only says one word. But STILL! WOW!

Oh, and Steve Martin also makes an appearance. So that's nice.

And watch out for the surprise ending! It comes out of nowhere!

Words and music: SG and Amanda Page Cornett
Guitar, banjo, mandolin, drums, percussion, bass, dobro, piano, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Guest voices: Hollie Brogunier and Steve Martin

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2015-03-13 ldlang
Thanks Steve. It's Friday and I should have seen something coming but I didn't. Fun song.
2015-03-13 wildcard9
This song will have a lot of staying power
2015-03-13 filkertom
Tacky. Tacky. Funny as hell. Tacky. In fact, it left a wet spot. Good 'un, Goodie! Sigh. I've gotta start posting songs here again.
2015-03-13 dino-mike
This is a GREAT song Steve... one of my favorites from you!
2015-03-16 mrwompy
Another great funny song, Steve!
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