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Bonecage Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki (new Subway theme) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
I bet if you try really hard, you can guess what this is about. This is what you call "low-hanging fruit". HOWEVER, it's still fruit, so here's a song about Subway and child porn.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2015-11-17 davidtanny
Looks like fast food places are ripe for dementia song treatments all of a sudden.
2015-11-17 weirdojace
2015-11-17 Insane Ian
I know I say this every time, but this is my new favorite song of yours. Love this.

And Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki is my favorite. And now I feel weird about that.

2015-11-17 devospice
<butthead>Uhh huh huh hu... you said "low hanging fruit" huh huh. </butthead>
2015-11-17 dino-mike
Ironically, they still serve fruit with their children's menu... I think I got lost in the metaphor, crap.
2015-11-17 Jeff Reuben
Loved it...and now headed to Jersey Mikes for lunch
2015-11-17 mrwompy
Funny!!! Yeah, and I'm thinking Jersey Mike's for dinner ...
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