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Bonecage Eggnog This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Just a quick little ditty I threw together to help you celebrate the holidays! What's it about? I don't know, but it's mean!

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2015-12-13 wackyben86
Great song but just to make a correction in the lyrics, there is no "E" in "Claus." Other than that, great song.
2015-12-13 Bonecage
Noted and fixed!
2015-12-13 dino-mike
Dammit, now I wanna drink some eggnog and throw empty rum bottles at the homeless... thanks BC.
2015-12-15 devospice
This is such a happy, festive tune! I love it!
2015-12-18 Phil Johnson
So good... You could actually slip this one in the Christmas mix at the family gathering without anyone noticing and then wait to see who does.
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