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Power Salad Visigoth Prize Wheel 
A bit of speculative fiction: What would have happened if warrior tribes of the 7th century had been visited by a game-show host who thought he could change their behavior? Would there be adverse consequences, and more importantly, could it become a series on Amazon Prime? Most likely the first Norwegian black metal song to mention Plinko. Music and awesome shredding (guitars, bass, VST drums and throat) by Chris Mezzolesta. Lyrics by Craig Marks.

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2016-04-22 SlightlyD
Heard this this morning on my way to work (first on the play list)... awesome. Put this image in your head... middle aged caucasian guy, business casual, driving through suburbia in an SUV, bang his head Wayne's World style at 8am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RQOgfnHpIs&feature=youtu.be&t=34s The three vans of soccer-moms and kids coming from the other direction probably didn't WANT to know what they were seeing :^)
2016-04-22 mrwompy
Just watched this on my PC at work ... why does my head hurt? OHHHH --- I was banging my head!!! Another masterpiece, Mr. Salad!!
2016-04-22 mrwompy
Correction -- I LISTENED to it on my PC at work!
2016-04-26 davidtanny
Stay tuned to a new game show sweeping the nation...WHEEL...OF...VISIGOTH! A belated happy birthday to you Chris.
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